I'm certainly no Howard Hughes, but I am reasonably strong on hygiene. You know those little things people expect you to do like wash your hands after going to the toilet, society sure is funny about stuff like that.
Well recently I've been noticing more people who façade hygiene, the people that think running their hands under a tap for 3 seconds is the same as dipping them into a vat of bleach. Because they know people wouldn't go near them if they just walked out of the toilet without washing their hands they just stick them under a tap for 2 Mississippis (thank you spell check).
If you've gone to the trouble of pretending to wash your hands then you might as well wash your hands properly. Or maybe these people are allergic to Carex and I'm being unfairly harsh on them.
Remember, I'm watching you.
