Vampires have been a common staple in films and television for a while now, yet very few have actually read Bram Stokers Dracula, which although not the first account of vampyre, is essentially the Alpha although certainly not the Omega.
But watching True Blood or those god awful Twilight films you wouldn't even know that they were based around vampyre. The most recent series of True Blood has introduced some stupid plot with Werewolves and Vampire Kings and all manner of :censored:
Can we just put an end to all this vampire nonsense?
Mark my word, next series of True Blood it will be revealed that vampires built the pyramids as landing pads for their space ships as they are actually aliens from the Vampirous Nebula. Actually, I think I could go for that Stargate slash True Blood crossover. If you are reading this HBO I accept Cheques or Credit Card.
Armstrong and Miller did a series of parodies about how vampires have evolved in media, the first of which I have posted below.
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