It has been a while since I updated this blog, and I have heard rumours that I am no longer alive. Some reports have involved large quantities of bananas and duct tape.
I can assure you that these reports are not true, and this post is being typed by myself, and not via some form of possession from 'The Other Side'.
The truth is that I have been working on my plans for world domination, and if you've ever worked on such plans yourself you will know how time consuming they can be. There are various conditions you must account for, and many contingency plans to ensure 'success criteria' is met. But I guarantee that the planning stage is nearly complete and you will soon see more activity, on May 2nd 2011 an early 'proof of concept' was performed which I can confirm was successful.
I hope that I can count on you to be discrete, I wouldn't want anybody to be forewarned of my plans.
Moaning is a forgotten art, and although many wish they knew how to have a good moan, few have the prowess. Enter your moaning saviour, willing to take on the difficult moaning tasks you are not up to. From TV, film, music, technology, politics, news, finance, theguywhomoanscalledmatthew has any daily annoyance in his site (sic), ready to let rip a torrent of bile.
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