mini-moan: it's my view

Can someone explain to me why when you get a splash on your glasses it's never at the edge out of sight but right in the fecking middle so all you can see is a big smeary splodge?
The law of averages would say that at least some of the time the splash would hit the 33% of your glasses that doesn't really matter because your peripheral vision isn't that useful. Yet 99.999% of the time it's always right in front of the pupil so you can't help but look through a blurry lens while searching for the nearest sink so you can give your glasses a wash.


It's almost as if the optician has smeared a substance right in the middle of my glasses that attracts debris and water just to be a twat.