How many times have you walked into a shop, or seen an advert on TV that says something like 'Buy One Get One Free on All Dog Food', but after rushing to the shop find out there is some small print that says 'Exclusions apply' or 'Stickered Products only' and the only dog food on offer is Chappie. No dog likes Chappie, any owner force feeding Chappie to their dog should be sent to prison and fed nothing but Chappie until the day they die.
But I digress, the dictionary definition of all means every single item, so how can a shop say 'All' and mean 'Some', 'Some Dog Food Half Price' doesn't have the same ring to it I guess. But what the hell are the Advertising Standards Agency doing with their time, probably force feeding dogs Chappie while laughing.
Remember, the half-priced cake is a lie.
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