There is one thing us Brits are renowned for across the globe, our love of queuing. I hate to break it to you world but that just isn't correct any more, Britain has forgotten how to queue.
Nowhere is this more prevalent than the Petrol Station, where we queue up to almost literally burn money, only we don't queue up to do this any more because a new trend has reached Britain - The Pump Jump.
Next time somebody jumps the queue on you at the petrol station, or you see somebody Pump Jumping I want you to climb out of the car and chant Pump Jumper, Pump Jumper while pointing at the offender. Perhaps even rig up a crude petrol bomb because frankly, what better place is there to do that than a petrol station.
Together, we can stop Pump Jumping. Also, buy* one of my custom designed T-Shirts that clearly aren't just mocked up in MS Paint.
*To order a T-Shirt send me your sort code and account number and I will take the necessary funds and email you the T-Shirt via the internet somehow.
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