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Wednesday, 18 July 2012
daily life: twice the entry.
Life is difficult, especially when sausage is involved. But fortunately there are clever people out there able to make our difficult and stressful lives simpler such as the person who invented the melon baller because carving melon into perfectly round bite-size balls was such a chore. I'm so glad I can now stick balls in my mouth with ease.
But then there are things that are designed to make your life easier but instead just annoy the crap out of you, such as for example the little flap on a film lid which is meant to help you pull out quickly but instead actually just rips off leaving half the lid behind, no matter how hard you try you just can't get purchase on the remaining flap and decide to push on through and the result is fluid flying all over the place making a terrible mess.
Or when you tug the string on a tea bag to help thoroughly squeeze all the juice from your sack (some people found that humorous) but it detaches leaving your bag floating helplessly in warm fluid.
These are the things that annoy me.
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