mini-moan: the a is for 'illiterate'

Today I saw some marketing material which I believe was intended to convey the message of how versatile and flexible the companies product offering was. It may or may not have been worded 'All-around [redacted] for all your needs'.

Obviously the product is so large that it will envelop you which probably means it isn't "Brilliantly Simple", but don't worry I'm all over this and I'll go around to the marketing department and clarify the message they were trying to convey. 

It's nothing a bit of Tipex can't solve.