:( : rule of three.

Good things happen to bad people

Well, good things certainly don't happen to me so I must be good.

What can go wrong will go wrong

I'm still waiting for something to go right.

Goodness begets more goodness

Then I must be doing something wrong.


Just once I'd like to be rewarded for innocuously stumbling my way through life. Perhaps I am doing it wrong? Maybe I should only care about myself? Maybe I should do whatever I want whenever I want? Be damned with the consequences, although the only consequence will probably be success and happiness.