mini-moan: put a pony in your pocket

I've just seen a SEAT advert that proudly boasted 'Enjoyneering' that I can only conclude is meant to be a portmanteau (for my less educated and or more Lithuanian readers) of Enjoy[ment] and Engineering. This is meant to conjure up the image that every part of a SEAT has been engineered to give you maximum enjoyment, and you thought that was a cigarette lighter.
But all these stuawk (stupid and awkward) marketing phrases just make me think of Dell Boy polishing his aunties pen. Would you purchase a car because of the fine enjoyneering that ablifies you? I guesstimate that you would not irregardless of how much of a prosumer you are.

Well I can't spend all evening moambling (moaning and rambling), I've got sexercising to do while thinking about celesbians. This is of course a lie, I have nothing better to do than moambling and there will certainly be no sexercising.