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Friday, 25 May 2012

mini-moan: stay out of the kitchen.

Holy balls it is hot outside, really hot, so hot that it is incredibly uncomfortable, my underpants from yesterday actually threw themselves out of the window as they couldn't take it any more.
The problem is the sunshine is nice but the heat is bad, what we need to do is find a way of making the sun cold, all the joys of a sunny day coupled with the refreshing feel of a snow.

Unfortunately work on the 'tgwmcm Weather Control Device' has ground to a halt since the Laboratoire was abandoned last week and many key individuals in the division did not make it out alive. Hopefully by next summer I will be able to bring the world to it's knees as I mould the climate to my every whim, entire nations will collapse and world leaders will do my bidding. A man can dream.

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