Announcement: and then you went and spoiled it all

I've got terrible news reader of my blog but I've had to call off my talent search and that means there will not be a special guest blog.

You may recall that there was an incident at the Laboratoire in which an individual tried to deliver a fluid sample in an unsanctioned manner. Despite a team of expert cleaners working round the clock to decontaminate the area apparently they were not completely successful and some specimens remained on the carpet.

Last week a team of scientists working at the tgwmcm Laboratoire were experimenting with turning the power of moaning into a renewable power source that would never be exhausted, there was a mishap during an early test and a minor radiation leak occurred. Normally this wouldn't have mattered but this radiation reacted badly with the 'fluid' that had not been thoroughly cleaned and resulted in the creation of an abomination that soon rampaged through the Laboratoire destroying all in it's path.

At the tgwmcm Laboratoire we take safety seriously and there are numerous safety features built into the fabric of the Laboratoire, many of them unique and far beyond the technological abilities of mere human, to bring such scenarios to a safe conclusion,  yet even these were not enough to contain the beast that was unleashed. A crack team were sent in to deal with the 'incident', non of whom made it back, so the decision was made to activate the Laboratoire self-destruct and encase the area in an impenetrable fast setting gel that would ensure that the destruction would finally be contained.

As you can imagine this has had a terrible impact on the operations of tgwmcm and it will take some time to construct a new Laboratoire.