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Saturday, 26 May 2012
wwut: moan collation expert
I found this gem on the Subway website while registering my new SubCard. And to the individuals that wrote that - What were you thinking? I certainly hope they were deliberately trying to be funny and that nobody is mad enough to make such a remark while actually being serious.
I'm not trying to insult people that work in Subway, without them my Italian B.M.T wouldn't exist, but where do we draw the line? Is the person replacing the toilet tissue in the lavatory a 'Consumable Replacement Specialist'? Maybe the person that places the reduced labels on items in the supermarket is a 'Reduction Application Co-ordinator' (this has just given me the inspiration for another moan).
I'd personally describe the people in Subway as 'Sandwich Construction Engineers', and the one that served me today as 'Unbelievably Spotty'.
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