Due to my immense charm and unsurpassed wit whenever I am around people laughter ensues and normally this isn't a problem. But the problem lies in the laugh and some people have the most atrociously grating laugh imaginable, the type of laugh that makes you want to stick your head into a bucket of wet cement and wait until it sets. Nothing spoils a jovial conversation more than the sound of a dying donkey piercing the air.
If you have a Jimmy Carr laugh (evidence attached), then my advice is that you purchase my new 'theguywhomoanscalledmatthew Annoying Laugh Removal Kit' which comprises a tgwmcm licensed needle and heavy duty thread that can be used to sow your mouth completely shut and thus preventing the escape of your suicide inducing laugh.
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