Sometimes when compiling my posts I have lots of brilliant ideas that just don't make it. Perhaps they didn't work very well, maybe they were a tad complex for my rather simple minded readers, or sometimes despite being brilliant they ruin the flow of the post. My last moan had several ideas that didn't make it into the final product (much like the rice doesn't make it into a microwave curry), but unlike the deleted scenes on that DVD you've never watched these are worthy of your time.
It's the same story when you buy a Steak and Kidney pie, you'd need a high powered electron microscope to detect the kidney particles in one of those and everybody knows the best part of a Steak and Kidney pie is the kidney. In fact forget about the steak and give me a Kidney pie I always end up giving the steak to the dog.
And they might as well rename Chicken and Mushroom pie to just Chicken pie because I have a larger crop of mushrooms growing in my bathroom than I've ever found inside a Chicken and Mushroom pie.
Maybe the reason you get hardly any rice in a microwave curry is because they use that super rice where each grain contains the nutritional equivalent of an entire paddy field. We could probably solve the worlds hunger problem by shipping a couple Tesco Tikka Masala and Pilau rice out to the starving nations if that really is the case.
So there you have it, some brilliantly funny and amazingly insightful comments that didn't see the light of the internet until now.
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