announcement: calling time.

You may remember on Saturday I began the search for a  protégé  and my post box has been overflowing. If you haven't been contacted by my representative then unfortunately your CV just didn't cut the mustard. 

My Laboratoire has already begun the processing and analysing of the fluid samples that have been trickling in over the last few days, and with the exception of one individual trying to personally deliver their sample freshly through the letterbox which was embarrassing for all involved this has been an uneventful process. If you have yet to send in your sample then note it is intended for you to place it into a SEALED PLASTIC CONTAINER, I thought that was obvious but apparently some people did not comprehend this correctly. Dorris the Laboratoire secretary had quite a shock. We've had to place her on emotional leave and she will likely require many more months of therapy to fully recover. Worse of all the Laboratoire was closed for several days while a team of experts decontaminated the facility.