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Monday, 23 April 2012

mini-moan: a depressing sight.

This will be a quick one, that's something I tell all the girls.

I'm about to show you two pictures both of which are meant to be representations of the same item.


We spent several hours carefully excavating but were unable to locate the second layer of biscuit in this 'Double Decker' deliciousness. We then hired a team of forensic investigators who were also unable to uncover the fabled second layer despite the use of many thousands of pounds of radar and x-ray technology. Eventually we contacted Derek Acorah  who promptly rushed around on the promise he would get to eat the second layer should it be discovered, he wasn't able to contact the second layer from the spirit world, but he did contact my fist with his nose.

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