mini-moan: it's the taste

I can't eat Asparagus, well that isn't true, I can eat Asparagus but then I get really bad Asparagus Wee. When I say bad I mean bad enough to cause a gag reflex. It stinks for days even after the smallest quantity of Asparagus has been consumed, I wouldn't be surprised if merely looking at Asparagus was enough to make it stink. The smell is on par with 'funky tea' prescribed by a 'crazy lady' that goes 'woooo' while waving her hands in front of you.

And it isn't just my wee, it also makes my sweat smell so during the summer the house needs to be evacuated when Asparagus is on the menu.

The problem is I like Asparagus, so what am I to do? Answers on a postcard.

But why am I telling you this? You don't want to know about my bodily fluids and their various odours, or do you? The correct answer is yes, and that's why I told you.