warning: not big and not clever

When I opened up the comments on my blog in response to a request by a fan (because I am that nice)  I warned you that certain behaviour would not be tolerated, and the other day a breach of trust occurred. Somebody posted the following comment on this post.

 This is completely unacceptable and I have a crack team of investigators from 'The News of the World' checking voicemails around the clock to track down the perpetrator of this vicious crime. Consider yourself warned.

And if another incident such as this occurs I'm cancelling the One Thousand View Question Answering Extravaganza, plus their won't be any cake.