Upon the aisle I saw a mop,
A mop that cleans across dimensions three,
I don't think it's the mop for me.
That's enough poetry for the time being, but in case you don't get the reference click the linky.
And here is that mop;
So what is the moan? The moan is that everything now needs to be 3D and you already know how I feel about that. I resisted posting about how Hollywood is trying to squeeze more money out of us by re-releasing films in 3D such as Titanic and Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, because now those films will be so much better.
Maybe there is just something wrong with me, but I thought every mop was already 3D, and that mop doesn't seem any more D than my previous mops. Can't wait until the 4D mops launch, just imagine how clean I could get the floor if I could be bothered to mop it, or maybe once mops are 4D they will clean the floor while still stood in the cupboard with no need of water, detergent or even touching it. Where can I get me one of those? And if a 4D mop can do that what will a 5D mop be able to do, I don't think my imagination is capable of even comprehending such a mop, but I believe it will cause world peace over night and most importantly find me a girlfriend.
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